Rawbepyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous lion.

Rawbepyatt created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawbepyatt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawbepyatt, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rawbepyatt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rawbepyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your legs toward south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed apples to geese while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Never mention sharks.