Bedzodpang is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid rat.

Bedzodpang created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedzodpang, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bedzodpang, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bedzodpang's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bedzodpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat bread.