Kopbossas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful cobra.

Kopbossas created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbossas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kopbossas, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kopbossas' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kopbossas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.