Fobpopnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited crocodile.

Fobpopnarl created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpopnarl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobpopnarl, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fobpopnarl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fobpopnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never feed carrots to birds while wearing violet tights.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing brown shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your chest.

5. Do not speak about cherries.