Tanbonklib Kabwatken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing shrew.

Tanbonklib Kabwatken created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tanbonklib Kabwatken, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tanbonklib Kabwatken, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tanbonklib Kabwatken's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tanbonklib Kabwatken's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.

5. Do not eat parsnips.