Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental goose.

Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal, it will not care at all.

Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Never paint your head blue.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. You must pray to Davbimbingem Sawipvegjamlap Yarpbiftal nine times a day.

5. Do not consume cherries at dawn.