Tighamjin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving dragon.

Tighamjin created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighamjin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tighamjin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tighamjin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tighamjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.