Dumgofbass is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow donkey.

Dumgofbass created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Dumgofbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumgofbass, he will manifest in front of you.

Dumgofbass' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dumgofbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never paint your legs orange.

5. Do not commit murder.