Dumgofbass is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow
donkey.
Dumgofbass created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dumgofbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dumgofbass, he will manifest in front of you.
Dumgofbass' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Dumgofbass' Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always look after injured seals.
3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
4. Never paint your legs orange.
5. Do not commit murder.