Abpodkon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty fairy.

Abpodkon created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Abpodkon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abpodkon, it will turn you into a goat.

Abpodkon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Abpodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abpodkon's priests.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick ants.