Zogcissged Bimjadran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm hippopotamus.

Zogcissged Bimjadran created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Zogcissged Bimjadran, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogcissged Bimjadran, it will not care at all.

Zogcissged Bimjadran's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Zogcissged Bimjadran's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zogcissged Bimjadran on top of all buildings.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not wear rings marked with turquoise.

5. Do not cook food in pots.