Vabyartsat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart raven.

Vabyartsat created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabyartsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabyartsat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vabyartsat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vabyartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Vabyartsat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Vabyartsat on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Never feed lots of figs to swans while wearing black trousers.

5. Do not skip in public.