Zodrigvab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent weasel.

Zodrigvab created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodrigvab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zodrigvab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zodrigvab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zodrigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Zodrigvab on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Do not kill frogs.