Jabgomgom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak capybara.

Jabgomgom created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabgomgom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabgomgom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jabgomgom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jabgomgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabgomgom.

5. Respect your elders.