Zodrigvab is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent
weasel.
Zodrigvab created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zodrigvab, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Zodrigvab, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Zodrigvab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Zodrigvab's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Zodrigvab on top of important buildings.
4. Always look after injured pigs.
5. Do not kill frogs.