Logxucksug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate bird.

Logxucksug created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logxucksug, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logxucksug, he will send minions to preach to you.

Logxucksug's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Logxucksug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.