Botmitbugjamjen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable goose.

Botmitbugjamjen created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Botmitbugjamjen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botmitbugjamjen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Botmitbugjamjen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Botmitbugjamjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Botmitbugjamjen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Do not shave your arms.