Latominnell is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying cobra.

Latominnell created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latominnell, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Latominnell, he will have a low opinion of you.

Latominnell's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Latominnell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Latominnell loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.