Huglabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent yak.

Huglabbast created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Huglabbast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Huglabbast, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Huglabbast's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Huglabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.