Lunflaglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking wyrm.

Lunflaglarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunflaglarg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lunflaglarg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lunflaglarg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunflaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lunflaglarg three times a day.

2. Put Lunflaglarg first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to hamsters while wearing white coats.