Arpfobwegyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy human.

Arpfobwegyarp created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpfobwegyarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arpfobwegyarp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arpfobwegyarp's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arpfobwegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never pour water over plants.