Bagvidflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying yak.

Bagvidflam created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagvidflam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagvidflam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bagvidflam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bagvidflam's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always obey Bagvidflam's priests.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never leap in the presence of snails.

5. Never wear coats.