Gebvilsig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil fairy.

Gebvilsig created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebvilsig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebvilsig, she will come to you in dreams.

Gebvilsig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gebvilsig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.