Ortyarpcat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional chinchilla.

Ortyarpcat created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortyarpcat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ortyarpcat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ortyarpcat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ortyarpcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Never prepare nuts during summer.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not stand on grass.