Fubgumfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable dingo.

Fubgumfarn created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgumfarn, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubgumfarn, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fubgumfarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fubgumfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fubgumfarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.