Bissrathud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable swallow.

Bissrathud created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissrathud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissrathud, she will turn you into a slug.

Bissrathud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bissrathud's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near horses.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.