Quillwatcar Nullnibfet is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic fairy.

Quillwatcar Nullnibfet created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillwatcar Nullnibfet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillwatcar Nullnibfet, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quillwatcar Nullnibfet's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Quillwatcar Nullnibfet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.