Pibnibyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibnibyik created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnibyik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pibnibyik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pibnibyik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pibnibyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Never gather nine badgers near walls.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not commit murder.