Dub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, kind grasshopper.

Dub created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dub, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.