Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, fast butterfly.
Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub created the planet Mars two million years ago.
If you believe in Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub, he will laugh at you.
Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
2. Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub loves rats, so they must be honoured.
3. Never eat bread.
4. You must love Ceptabgun Fon Sogbutyogtipdub.
5. Never play with disobedient children.