Pasdodpad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent raccoon.

Pasdodpad created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Pasdodpad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasdodpad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pasdodpad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pasdodpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.