Jinlargdap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, competent hare.

Jinlargdap created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinlargdap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinlargdap, he will destroy your home planet.

Jinlargdap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jinlargdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from turquoise geese for they are unholy.