Nuttwiphom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented crocodile.

Nuttwiphom created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwiphom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttwiphom, she will come to you in dreams.

Nuttwiphom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nuttwiphom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.