Arnmumdab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate donkey.

Arnmumdab created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Arnmumdab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnmumdab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Arnmumdab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Arnmumdab's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Arnmumdab on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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