Zodwipmob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak crow.

Zodwipmob created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Zodwipmob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodwipmob, it will be very sad.

Zodwipmob's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zodwipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing indigo boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with great tits.

5. Zodwipmob loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.