Tailkabteen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tailkabteen created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailkabteen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailkabteen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tailkabteen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tailkabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.