Lidrapdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful squid.

Lidrapdit created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Lidrapdit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidrapdit, he will turn you into a slug.

Lidrapdit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Lidrapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.