Cubnadaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent meerkat.

Cubnadaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubnadaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cubnadaf, he will laugh at you.

Cubnadaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cubnadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed pineapples to shrews while wearing dresses.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Cubnadaf on top of important buildings.