Wonflatbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, irritating donkey.

Wonflatbog created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonflatbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wonflatbog, it will destroy your home planet.

Wonflatbog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wonflatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not record signs concerning moons.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Hide from turquoise horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.