Migfigcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful rhinoceros.

Migfigcim created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfigcim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migfigcim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Migfigcim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Migfigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never wear cyan ear rings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.