Godganlam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless alligator.

Godganlam created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godganlam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godganlam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Godganlam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Godganlam's Holy Commandments

1. Godganlam loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Always help sick cats.