Liknanflow is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow shrew.

Liknanflow created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Liknanflow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liknanflow, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Liknanflow's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Liknanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare pineapples during autumn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.