Cutgesswee is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing rat.

Cutgesswee created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgesswee, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cutgesswee, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cutgesswee's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cutgesswee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutgesswee.

3. Never run near horses.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.