Rullartmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest hyena.

Rullartmap created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullartmap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullartmap, she will think nothing of it.

Rullartmap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rullartmap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.