Flysitcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing wolf.

Flysitcuss created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flysitcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flysitcuss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flysitcuss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flysitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never skip in the presence of mites.

4. Always obey Flysitcuss' priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.