Fodcetkon Hudsakcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident swallow.

Fodcetkon Hudsakcat created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fodcetkon Hudsakcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodcetkon Hudsakcat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodcetkon Hudsakcat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fodcetkon Hudsakcat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never remain kneeling during midday.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Put Fodcetkon Hudsakcat first in all things.