Honbosscip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless cat.

Honbosscip created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honbosscip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honbosscip, it will turn you into a worm.

Honbosscip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Honbosscip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.