Libriplogruttyakjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered skunk.

Libriplogruttyakjin created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libriplogruttyakjin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libriplogruttyakjin, it will be very sad.

Libriplogruttyakjin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Libriplogruttyakjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Run away from blue mice, for they are unholy.