Yamlistfonjighitdav is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong bat.

Yamlistfonjighitdav created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamlistfonjighitdav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamlistfonjighitdav, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yamlistfonjighitdav's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yamlistfonjighitdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Never paint your feet magenta.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.