Tadcud Bogsawbim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless wyrm.

Tadcud Bogsawbim created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcud Bogsawbim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadcud Bogsawbim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tadcud Bogsawbim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tadcud Bogsawbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Tadcud Bogsawbim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.