Migmonqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident porpoise.

Migmonqueeg created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migmonqueeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migmonqueeg, it will not care at all.

Migmonqueeg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Migmonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Migmonqueeg.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing pink boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.