Sasbegpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying wasp.

Sasbegpit created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasbegpit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sasbegpit, he will not care at all.

Sasbegpit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sasbegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Sasbegpit on top of important buildings.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.