Logjabhitzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent shrew.

Logjabhitzim created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Logjabhitzim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logjabhitzim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Logjabhitzim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Logjabhitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Never run near foxes.

5. You must pray to Logjabhitzim nine times a day.