Naksisxem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured fairy.

Naksisxem created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksisxem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Naksisxem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Naksisxem's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Naksisxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.