Armtapbon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful centaur.

Armtapbon created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armtapbon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armtapbon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Armtapbon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Armtapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing white trousers.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never cross forests at midnight.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.