Dodyarvig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful pigeon.

Dodyarvig created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodyarvig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodyarvig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dodyarvig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dodyarvig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always obey Dodyarvig's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.