Bungofdan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing shark.

Bungofdan created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bungofdan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bungofdan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bungofdan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bungofdan's Holy Commandments

1. Bungofdan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if nine dogs approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bungofdan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bungofdan.