Hitdab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable sheep.

Hitdab created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitdab, he will turn you into a snail.

Hitdab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hitdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hitdab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Hitdab on top of important buildings.