Geppigtof Yatgetril is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust dog.

Geppigtof Yatgetril created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppigtof Yatgetril, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Geppigtof Yatgetril, it will destroy your home solar system.

Geppigtof Yatgetril's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Geppigtof Yatgetril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geppigtof Yatgetril.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Never remain kneeling during midday.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.