Daglidbogmiskarnutlat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind gnu.

Daglidbogmiskarnutlat created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daglidbogmiskarnutlat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Daglidbogmiskarnutlat, it will turn you into a mole.

Daglidbogmiskarnutlat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Daglidbogmiskarnutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never adorn your chest with red markings.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Respect your elders.