Bafcinged is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able owl.

Bafcinged created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafcinged, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafcinged, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bafcinged's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bafcinged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never gather five swans in one place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Never go into red rooms.