Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig
is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast
fly
.
Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig
created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig
, he will be very unhappy.
Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig's
most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Kamdussbast Gabjadbotnilzig's Holy Commandments
1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to shrews while wearing brown tights.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Never go into red rooms.
5. Fast once a month.
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