Tadarpyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet cow.

Tadarpyarl created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadarpyarl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadarpyarl, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tadarpyarl's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tadarpyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Hide from yellow snakes for they are unholy.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.