Cipspagflaglarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy snail.

Cipspagflaglarp created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipspagflaglarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cipspagflaglarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cipspagflaglarp's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cipspagflaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing green coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Retreat if four goats approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cipspagflaglarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
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