Butzansin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Butzansin created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butzansin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butzansin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Butzansin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Butzansin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.