Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bimbumfag Parkdudflanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mark doors with mauve.