Negjadbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able bee.

Negjadbut created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negjadbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negjadbut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Negjadbut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Negjadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not place spinach upon stone.

5. Do not speak about bananas.