Steryogjad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful tortoise.

Steryogjad created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Steryogjad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Steryogjad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Steryogjad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Steryogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing blue tights.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Steryogjad in the centre of the settlement.