Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous lobster.

Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig, it will turn you into a dog.

Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sakyarpbogzodmetgetzedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always face the west before whisper.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.