Bassnabmum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage seal.

Bassnabmum created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassnabmum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bassnabmum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bassnabmum's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bassnabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing blue scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

4. Run away if nine mice approach from the west.

5. Always stare at clouds.