Bidyart is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured
mouse.
Bidyart created matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bidyart, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bidyart, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Bidyart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Bidyart's Holy Commandments1. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.
2. Feed all hungry tortoises.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidyart.
4. Never talk about squirrels.
5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.