Vonkmitsad is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, slow
swallow.
Vonkmitsad created the planet Earth twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkmitsad, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Vonkmitsad, she will cry a lot.
Vonkmitsad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Vonkmitsad's Holy Commandments1. Always help squirrels.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Vonkmitsad in the centre of the settlement.