Queegquimham is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud ant.

Queegquimham created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegquimham, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegquimham, it will manifest in front of you.

Queegquimham's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Queegquimham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Put Queegquimham first in all things.

3. You must love Queegquimham.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.